Macrocephalic Society
JR, brother, I can relate to your lament. I’ve had exact same problem for as long as I can remember. Just recently I went to get a new bike helmet, knowing in advance that it would most likely be an exercise in futility, and wouldn’t you know, the cheapest helmet that did not squeeze my cranium in vice grip was around $140. Maybe we big-headed people could unite and petition manufacturers to produce larger head gear, and if they don’t, sue them for discrimination?
06/10/2003 at 2:22 am Permalink
Bike helments are for sissies! Except maybe possibly when extreme slick-rockin’ near Moab. All other times helmet-wearing bicycle riders look like retards!